These Are My Favorite Funny Golf T-Shirts!
Remember way back in the day when golf was exclusively for the rich and privileged? Isn't that hilarious? I know more guys who make $25 grand a year who play golf now than I ever knew of rich folks in private clubs. I'm not sure when the transition happened and when the average Joe took over the game from the snobby rich, but I'm happy that it happened. I've been a devoted golfer for years, and I'm finally glad to have people to play with! I'm also glad that dress codes aren't so important anymore, because I love to wear my funny golf t-shirts.
I really love my "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk" shirt. It's normally a really important public service announcement, but when you put it into the context of driving a golf ball...it's one of the best funny golf t-shirts out there. As an added bonus, mine even has the Three Stooges golfing on it. How much more perfect can you get than that?
My second favorite shirt says "I cleaned my balls for this?" It features a picture of two golf balls, all shiny and clean. I have actually been asked to turn my shirt inside out at a course. I was a bit drunk and yelled, "You got something against funny golf t-shirts?" I complied, but I had the whole clubhouse laughing about it as I headed to the bathroom. Every other course I've been to hasn't been so uptight.
My third favorite of my funny golf t-shirts reads "Get A Grip" and features several bent and broken golf clubs. I am notorious for destroying more clubs than I can afford to replace. I am not terrible at slicing my ball, but when it happens...boy, do I get mad. There was even one time when I borrowed a set of clubs and broke two of them in a fit of rage. My friend that I borrowed them from wasn't happy, but I replaced those clubs immediately. He bought me this t-shirt to remind me to take it easy on the clubs.
It really doesn't matter which of my funny golf t-shirts I wear, they always brighten my mood when I go out to play. They also seem to bring a few grins to the faces of the people I see. If I'm known for anything at the courses I go to, it's for swearing; wearing funny gold t-shirts, and breaking clubs. I'm starting to think that I might want to work on my attitude a bit.
I really love my "Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk" shirt. It's normally a really important public service announcement, but when you put it into the context of driving a golf ball...it's one of the best funny golf t-shirts out there. As an added bonus, mine even has the Three Stooges golfing on it. How much more perfect can you get than that?
My second favorite shirt says "I cleaned my balls for this?" It features a picture of two golf balls, all shiny and clean. I have actually been asked to turn my shirt inside out at a course. I was a bit drunk and yelled, "You got something against funny golf t-shirts?" I complied, but I had the whole clubhouse laughing about it as I headed to the bathroom. Every other course I've been to hasn't been so uptight.
My third favorite of my funny golf t-shirts reads "Get A Grip" and features several bent and broken golf clubs. I am notorious for destroying more clubs than I can afford to replace. I am not terrible at slicing my ball, but when it happens...boy, do I get mad. There was even one time when I borrowed a set of clubs and broke two of them in a fit of rage. My friend that I borrowed them from wasn't happy, but I replaced those clubs immediately. He bought me this t-shirt to remind me to take it easy on the clubs.
It really doesn't matter which of my funny golf t-shirts I wear, they always brighten my mood when I go out to play. They also seem to bring a few grins to the faces of the people I see. If I'm known for anything at the courses I go to, it's for swearing; wearing funny gold t-shirts, and breaking clubs. I'm starting to think that I might want to work on my attitude a bit.
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